May 6th, 200666
Good news from the Scum Bitch rape camp. We've completed work on 48 songs that will make it on our debut album! We will be recording this pile of shit within the next month, and it will be out on DEEPSEND RECORDS this summer!!!

Our MySpace page got deleted AGAIN, so I've made an ultra cheesy one to please the MySpace cunts. DEATH TO THAT FAGGOT TOM.

Download Four New SCUM BITCH Songs Here: http://www.myspace.com/scumbitchgrindcore

March 28th , 200666
If you've gotten this far, you've already seen that we have new Merchandykes available! If you want a hoodie, you better hurry your cunt up, because we only have about 15 of these for sale and they will go fast because we're more popular than Slayer. Not much else is new except we're working on more songs for our full length coming out this year. Check the MySpace page for some new shit we're grinding out. More later.. YOU DIE NOW.


March 12th , 200666
The goregrind superheroes are continuing to write and rehearse songs for their debut full length coming out on Deepsend Records in 2006. So far we have 25 songs down tight and we're sifting through the mess of other songs we've written to get more tracks to complete an album. Check the SB Myspace page for some songs!

In other news, we've just gotten a new shirt design in. It is available in both t-shirt and hooded sweatshirt. The design is a huge SB logo on front with SINCE 1998 under it. The back has inverted crosses and BUKKAKE BLASTING GOREGRIND. Please send me an e-mail if you're interested in picking one of these up. Pictures will be coming soon!


December 24th , 2005
We hope your holidays are spent with the warm feeling of raping underage sluts and tossing faggots off 43rd story buildings. We're taking a couple weeks off to celebrate that stupid homo Jesus being nailed to a giant dildo shaped cross while the slut Mary fingered her slimeslit. Hail Burgers -I-


December 4th , 2005
That new opening page fucking kills you. New pictures up and the member bios have been updated. More soon, cuntwigger.


November 27th, 2005
We have completed work on 40 rehearsal songs so far. I haven't had a chance to put any of the songs up here yet, but if you'd like to hear the new SCUM BITCH material, you can check out 4 new tracks on MySpace [you don't need to be a member to listen - but if you are a member, ADD SCUM BITCH and let us know you heard about it through our webslut] In other news, I've updated a the pisstures section with a handful of new amazing shots of the "HEAVIEST" band in Blastachusetts. I believe that's it for the short update. More to cum [on your moms tits]

Download Four New SCUM BITCH Songs Here: http://www.myspace.com/scumbitch666


November 21st, 2005
We've completed three full practices and things are going fucking GREAT so far. So far we have written 20 new songs and reworked about 5 old songs. I should have samples of some of these rehearsals up soon so you can see that the Scum Bitch you know and love still sounds the same although the lineup has changed a bit. Also, I have set up a new e-mail account specifically for Scum Bitch, so now you can contact us at baronvonblastbeat@gmail.com on all future orders and info and all that shit. We're still in the process of cleaning up the old orders and filling up stock on shirts, so hang in there, fagstabbers. In other news, new pictures are up, new band member bios, and other assorted cunty piss.


November 6th, 2005
WE'RE FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAACK. Hide your grandmothers and your pizzas because we are ready to rape, eat, and GRIND. We just finished up our first practice with a new drummer, Orgymaggotfeast, and things went very fucking swell. In a couple hours time we wrote 7 new songs and redid 3 old Scum Bitch classics. The plan is to get together every week and write 7-10 songs and then when we have 50 or 60, pick through the goregrinding mess and focus on 30-40 for the full length CD that will FINALLY be coming out in 2006. I know it was supposed to already be out, but eat my potatocock you stupid homo, I'm working on it now.

Check the site now for all new pictures of the fattest grindcore band in existence, as well as new pictures of our swallowing fans, new Shakespearean lyrdicks, and a bunch of other amazing shit that you won't find on any other website because this is obviously the greatest site on the internet. You fucking love it.

In the next week or so, I will be sending out all the orders that have been sitting here waiting for me to fill the stock on them. If you ordered something and haven't gotten it, you should be getting it really fucking soon I hope. I'm still low on a lot of the oddball garbage, but I'll do my best. If you ordered something and you don't get it by December 2005, then send an e-mail to Baron Von Blastbeat and I'll see what's up. We should also be getting some new merchandykes soon.. Possibly some more hooded sweatshirts like the old ones we had 5 years ago that sold out in a cuntbeat. Obviously more info will be coming.

Regarding new orders.. E-MAIL ME FIRST. I have to get back in the swing of things here, and that means getting more copies of the old demos and splits and all that stupid shit. I'm thinking of throwing together a new CD with the new songs we write in a couple months. It will be rehearsal shit like usual, and it will be sloppier than the first Sodom album and have more mistakes than retards taking SAT tests. GET SHOT SPOONIES.

New MP3 samples up soon.. Other new shit up soon. KEEP CHECKING BACK.

~Baron Von Blastbeat